Sunday Brunch Special

Random Sunday Thoughts.

>> On "The Number"

I often ask people how many people they've been involved with. It's not what the number is, it's how you answer the question. I'm not sure why other people ask this question, but I ask it so that I can see how you respond to it. Nobody has ever just answered the gotdamn question... there's always a little chase. A grin, a quizzical expression, an explosion... If it's low - they're ashamed. If it's high, they're ashamed. There's no winning. We know that. And it's not like you'll ever stop fucking. So whats the big deal?

What's my number? 29.

See? That wasn't shit. Now was it?

>> On the hoe theory.

Good girls like bad boys. Good guys like Bad girls. I think this is the Universe's attempt to keep reinforce the balance of good and evil world on this planet.

Why do opposites attract? For all the same reasons.

1. Bad Girls keep you on your toes.
You have to fight for their attention. And once you have it, there's no guarantee you'll keep it. She likes mercenaries. Get in, do your job, ask no questions, get the fuck out. And many men think they're the ones using her, until they hit her up post-midnight on a "what u doing?" after the one night and never hear anything back. "Ya'll don't fuck us nigga we fuck you..." *singing*

2. Bad Girls are better in bed.
They've been around. Hide your kids, hide your husband. They have a use for marbles and they're good friends with your perineum. They give you one look and you know what time it is. You know you can't even see her (no place is too holy) without having to fuck her. She doesn't need dinner. She needs a hard dick and bubblegum. Hold the bubblegum.

3. Bad Girls don't need you.
Anyone dedicated to the cause of getting laid will not stop at just looking good enough to eat. They need a whole get up. A bachelorette pad, a car, and money. A bachelorette pad to properly fuck you in privacy and in the comfort of they're own home. A car to exit when that scenario is impossible and the sex was hot shit. Money so they don't need you for anything outside of the penis. Not for repairs, and definitely not for bills and some such. Having these things makes one's sexual options double. Maybe even triple. You know that when a hoe is not picking up your calls, or giving you the attention you so crave - it's because they're with someone else right now. So... hold that thought.

But the best advantage hoes have on good people is the gift of discernment. Hoes can smell bullshit a mile away, because they're on it too. That's why hoes are amazing at finding and marrying great partners. They're disillusioned with the "rookie theories" (check past blogs), they know a set-up when they see one. Seasoned. Where as the good hearted and nice people of this world are always investing and giving gold to pigs. They see the "potential" in people, and the hope is what has them holding one. One shred of hope can feed 10 Rookies.

>> last but not least - is who you are what you do?

I always hear people say this is what I do, it's not who I am. Whats the difference? If murderers and rapists are what they do, what should excuse any of us from relating who we are to what we are passionate about?