Why Teases are Sadists.

First: DEFINITIONS.

tease (tz)
v. teased, teas·ing, teas·es
v.tr.

3. To arouse hope, desire, or curiosity in without affording satisfaction.


sa·dism
   /ˈseɪdɪzəm, ˈsædɪz-/ Show Spelled[sey-diz-uhm, sad-iz-] Show IPA
–noun
1.
Psychiatry . sexual gratification gained through causing pain or degradation to others. Compare masochism.
2.
any enjoyment in being cruel.
3.
extreme cruelty.


I've had enough of these cocksuckers. My biggest crush of 2009 was a TEASE. I couldn't stand it. I mean, I can't Stand it.

TEASES are people who lure you with the promise of sexual gratification and never satisfy. I'm not talking about illusive eye banter and flirting. I'm talking about straight telling you what they would do to every crevice of you at the drop of a dime. I'm talking about someone you cannot "just fuck" because you're never at the right place for it at the same time. Or in English, someone you work with.

It's the worst when you were never interested in it in the first place. You were hanging out. Doing your thing. Walking your walk. Talking your talk, and here comes this person. Good Looking but no-one you seriously considered until they started selling themselves to you. At first you weren't paying close attention... then suddenly they said the magic words, "What? What did you say? You studied massage? so you KNOW how to hot stone massage?" "Oh, you're a cook? You went to culinary school?" "You'll do WHAT to me after you get me home? Where do I sign, sir?"

So now you're interested. You can't wait to try this new one out. You can't even sleep because you dream about sexing them. They've told you plainly that they have designs. You've started imagining the different parts of their clothed body...

You say, let's meet at the club. Let's meet for a movie. They have other plans. After you think that maybe you're moving too fast. Maybe they want to get to know you first, you change tactics, you start having actual conversations and really getting to know each other. Why aren't they picking you up? After all they came to you right?

Fast forward months later, you stopped talking. You have a flicker of hope that visits you on random and far apart days. Still. You know at the back of your mind, you could entertain how good you think they'd be in bed.

Then, out of the blue, they contact you.
One victim of these Sadists had this to say:

"He ain't on a damn thing... wasted enough time with him.... all that text and talk and not ONE date... and I have offered to meet with him... Flaky ass."

Yes. Sadists take pleasure in the unfulfillment of your desires.

Even if they have to accept the responsibility of inspiring you, which they often will. Their rocks won't get off unless they leave you hanging.

Just like I say on my twitter, how dare you whip out your dick wave it in my face and have me follow it like a hungry dog ready to stand on the back of my legs and bark twice for it. How dare you, sir. I have PEOPLE waiting in LINE and shit! Fuck off you Rhinocerous Pizzle.