As for some of our favorite foreplay... fellatio + cunningulus. Now that's some politics. Unless you're fortunate enough to be involved with a sensualist... you might have more trouble getting some more than giving some. The best sex equation,
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Return the Flavor
Disclaimer --> I once heard a someone say that in every relationship, there is the rose and the gardener. It's important you never realize who's who, because everyone wants to be the rose. Moral of story, a selfish lover takes and barely gives (Shame on them)
As for some of our favorite foreplay... fellatio + cunningulus. Now that's some politics. Unless you're fortunate enough to be involved with a sensualist... you might have more trouble getting some more than giving some. The best sex equation, is seduction + foreplay = orgasms. Most women need seduction and need foreplay to really get a full body orgasm, but that cards a cop out. Basically if you're the you're the one doing all the gardening in the sheets, you're probably watering that rose so hard you pass out from dehydration! Gardeners find themselves more often than they should, not getting an experience they'd appreciate more. The nerve of some roses--> "nobody asked you to do it" bwa bwa bwa... if you like it, then everyone likes it. Don't be greedy. Roses on the other hand might never realise they get it all, all the time. So... thanks so me. All the roses can look inside themselves and stop this mess!! GIVE IT BAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKK dammet!!
As for some of our favorite foreplay... fellatio + cunningulus. Now that's some politics. Unless you're fortunate enough to be involved with a sensualist... you might have more trouble getting some more than giving some. The best sex equation,
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I am a big advocate of foreplay, and I think any dude who has not realised it's importance in their sex life is, frankly, not worth fucking with. I know that all guys like getting fellatio, but to the ones that don't want to 'cunnilingate' (lol) I say - grow up!! I know some may be a bit sqeamish about the whole using your moth biz, but my philosophy is this, which i read a long time ago...'sex, and cooking, should be approached with reckless abandon.' the mark of a good cook is really the lack, or disregard, of boundaries in the kitchen. the same applies to sex, and the bedroom.
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ReplyDeleteI totally agree. Sometimes it's not even that the rose doesn't want to give it back, its more like the ratio is completely off. For instance, if a girl gives head 99% of the time, and dude only gives it back 1% of the time how fair is that? it'd make a girl stop giving head out of resentment. And that example swings both ways... I just don't believe in lazy lovers, and stingy ones. If you don't want to fuck how you want to be fucked then go fuck yourself. Excuse my french.
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