Most people believe that the friend zone is where a woman will put a man if she's not sexually attracted to him. Come to find out, women put themselves in the friend zone too. More than once... I've witnessed myself and other females sneak through the pretend-friend door just so you can really get a hands-on account on how this person REALLY is, and you end up getting along SO well that we find ourselves in the friend zone. I think it's hilarious when women are in deep infatuation with a guy they are friends with, and only really admit it to ourselves when it's waaaay too late to start fessing up that you like him, plus it's always totally inappropriate if he has a girl (which he usually does) and you're pretending to be the advisor of it all. Just as a PSA... ladies, if you like a guy you're friends with and he's already involved with someone, please don't pull the "she doesn't know you like I do" card. It's not secksy when you sell yourself on the inadequacies of someone else... not secksy at all.
The remix of this is the dick-in-a-glass-jar syndrome. (DEFINITION; A woman's 'platonic' friend. Incase of emergency, BREAK GLASS!!) Sometimes women find a very special Dick-in-a-glass-jar friend. This man will do pretty much everything the boyfriend does, except be physically intimate with you, only because YOU don't want him to be intimate with you... until he moves on. The minute a woman realizes her dick-in-a-glass-jar has suddenly dissapeared (maybe because he's lost interest or he's found a squeeze), she reacts like a heartbroken lover. Showing all the signs of jealousy, negativity, and possessiveness. All of a sudden, she wants him around badly. She's desperately flirting. She's damaging a relationship. She's hating on his new squeeze. All of a sudden, she's ready to break the glass. It makes me throw my head back and laugh... I've been in the line of fire of these kinds of things approximately 100 times.
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ReplyDeleteWhy do you keep talking bout my life ms (well I guess people on here may not know your name, but I know your momma and I'm a tell her you talkin bout me on the net :P ).
ReplyDeleteIn all honesty it shocked the spit out of me when I became just how serious these situations are to the women. I'm quite certain this is one thing guys do not really have an equivalent of or experience frequently (in reversed roles I mean). There are no boxes lying around in boxes. Just boxes you've been in recently or not so recently. And should you discover a box has gone missing, perhaps you miss the contents, but there's still more boxes. And you certainly don't spend too much time being mad at the moving man who may have moved on with your box, why, cause there's still MORE BOXES. At least that's the philosophy...
the differences between my reaction to the realization that other dudes were interested in peeking in the box and her reaction to the realization that I was out of the jar were night and day. I'll miss the contents in the box I'm sure, but where will she find another jar so nice ;)
LOL Barry!!
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ReplyDeleteBarry has a song for this whole entry... No coincidences!