Thursday, April 15, 2010

SEX: A SPOTTER'S GUIDE.

- Sex Shop: Not normally known to sell sex as such, sell things pertaining to sex more like.
- Hot Sex: Reproduces, as nearly as possible, the visual effect of pornography. (Read: Phone-In Sex)
- Good Sex: In which you get everything you want.
- Bad Sex: In which someone else gets everything they want.
- Sex Kitten: A woman of reasonable charm, though often reliant on cantilevering lingerie.
- Sexual: Usually related to the mating rituals of animal species or the burgeoning hormonal urges of youth. Word never used in an actual sexual episode without various Marvin Gaye songs.
- Sex Education: The interface between a banana and a condom. Not generally known to impart any useful information.
- Sex Bomb: A weapon of Mass Destruction.

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