- Good Fuck: Lots of noise. Makes a point to alert neighbors of sexual activity on premises. Leaves nothing behind and does not phone immediately after. In short, should probably have charged for services rendered.
- Bad Fuck: Counts ceiling tiles, thinks of grocery list. Then demands betrothal.
- Fuckathon: Think... Non stop wildness. Think... The Zoo. R.Kelly. Think... Jurassic Park. Sexasaurus Rex anyone?
- Fuckable: Not so much conventionally attractive as exuding animal qualities. Unless, of course, that animal is an otter. Or slug.
- Fucking Hell: A destitute area populated by people of the special kind who exude sex but would rather talk about their pets, spirituality, sports or their hobbies rather than engage in sex.
- Fucked Over: No longer the recipient of regular fucks.
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