- Love At First Sight: The overwhelming desire to mentally undress, dry hump, or see the inside of the nearest closet (bar toilet, friends back garden, the alley way over there, et al) upon seeing member of choice of sexual orientation.
- True Love: Can be introduced to the family without unreasonable fear of embarrassment. On part of the family.
- Everlasting Love: A polyarmorous couple who haven't had sex with each other in years.
- Love Match: An alliance between kingdoms
- The Love of Your Life: The indolent person from your last year at Uni who spent 8-plus hours a day online and ate all the nutella. The memory of whom mysteriously improves over time.
- In Love: A momentary instance of being almost as interested in someone else as in oneself.
- Loving: Capable of untold amounts of suffocation.
- Lover: The one who comes around when your partner's "out of town.." (read: seeing HIS lover)
- Lovable: Cuddly. In the pejorative sense.
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