AH. FRIENDS.
I'm so bad at keeping in touch. So here's one for Each and Every one of you. There are so many. Dear Malawian ninjas, American ninjas, Relatives and Sensei's.
I'M SO SORRY I AM A SOCIALLY INEPT TWAT.
IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
I JUST MANAGE TO NOT LIKE TALKING ON THE PHONE, OR MANAGING RELATIONSHIPS PERIOD.
IT'S NOT PERSONAL
I'M JUST LIVE. I WOULD RATHER SEE YOU, SMELL YOU, COOK FOR YOU, EXPERIENCE YOU. FORGIVE ME IF I'VE EVER MADE YOU FEEL LESS THAN 100% INFLUENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE. DON'T BE SO ANGRY WITH ME THAT YOU CANNOT ACCEPT THIS PART OF ME. PUT ME DOWN AS ONE OF THE PEOPLE THAT GIVES A SHIT WHEN SOMETHING HORRIBLE OR SOMETHING TOTALLY AWWWWWWWWWWWESOME HAPPENS. ASK ANYONE, I SWEAR.
I'd just like to give a personal shout out to my Uncle, for whom I am still suffering from guilt for. I am so sorry. I'm sorry I'm sorry I am so sorry. Somehow I know you might forgive me but I know you will never forget what I did. You might be slightly glad to know that I pay for my shit in small ways everyday, like a daily payment to my overdue bad karma. For instance, I miss my on-time bus almost every morning. It may sound silly to you but in this weather - it's not even cute.
And you know how much I like being cute and shit.
:)
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