Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Dear Someone I Don't Talk To As Much As I'd Like To

AH. FRIENDS.

I'm so bad at keeping in touch. So here's one for Each and Every one of you. There are so many. Dear Malawian ninjas, American ninjas, Relatives and Sensei's.

I'M SO SORRY I AM A SOCIALLY INEPT TWAT.

IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

I JUST MANAGE TO NOT LIKE TALKING ON THE PHONE, OR MANAGING RELATIONSHIPS PERIOD.

IT'S NOT PERSONAL

I'M JUST LIVE. I WOULD RATHER SEE YOU, SMELL YOU, COOK FOR YOU, EXPERIENCE YOU. FORGIVE ME IF I'VE EVER MADE YOU FEEL LESS THAN 100% INFLUENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE. DON'T BE SO ANGRY WITH ME THAT YOU CANNOT ACCEPT THIS PART OF ME. PUT ME DOWN AS ONE OF THE PEOPLE THAT GIVES A SHIT WHEN SOMETHING HORRIBLE OR SOMETHING TOTALLY AWWWWWWWWWWWESOME HAPPENS. ASK ANYONE, I SWEAR.

I'd just like to give a personal shout out to my Uncle, for whom I am still suffering from guilt for. I am so sorry. I'm sorry I'm sorry I am so sorry. Somehow I know you might forgive me but I know you will never forget what I did. You might be slightly glad to know that I pay for my shit in small ways everyday, like a daily payment to my overdue bad karma. For instance, I miss my on-time bus almost every morning. It may sound silly to you but in this weather - it's not even cute.

And you know how much I like being cute and shit.


:)

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