---> Arch your back at a 45-degree angle and pant like a dog.
---> Recite a couple of bad lines from a B-rated blue movie (Remember those?) Example: Tell Big Poppa he does it for you like no one else can.
---> And the basics: "Yes, yes, yes... harder, harder... don't stop!!!" Then you'll want to immediately slap the nearest pillow.
---> Mix it up. This means sometimes you'll want to slap the pillow then scream, other times you want to scream first, then slap the pillow. Men love variety.
---> Don't forget to suck your finger.
---> Now for show and tell: Ask him whose "it" is, and tell him that it's his! (Yes it is)
---> If he switches positions, stops for a rest, or reaches for a drink of water, pay no attention and keep screaming anyway.
---> Now for the alleged orgasm: Scream like a banshee, and begin those Kegel exercises. Squeeze... release... squeeze... release.
---> And after sex, don't forget pillow talk. You've had two men before him. (Okay, three, tops. But that's your final offer.)
WARNING: IF YOUR MAN SEES THIS, IT COULD HAVE AN ADVERSE EFFECT (erectile dysfunction)
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haha!! damn, if i caught my girl reading this, she'd have to come up with a new way of expressing her big O, cos all the above have now lost credibility.
ReplyDeletegirl!!!!you hit the nail on the head!!!dont get us wrong fellas sometimes those actions are genuine....but if you not that gud in bed chances are we're faking it.wen we are really enjoying it you'll notice if you pay attention (she'll prob have a crazy eye or look as though she's in a trance of some sort-thats nt as easy to fake)
ReplyDeleteooooh dont forget scratching his back wen ur "coming" or cooing "i jus cant stop coming...its sooo good!" or alternatively shaking/shivering "uncontrollably" will work too,lol!
and the only reason most of us can fake so well is because of porn....so you only have yourselves to blame.wanna find out what real sex is like sleep with a deaf girl.
ReplyDeletehhhahahahhahaha sleep with a deaf girl.
ReplyDeleteTrue say Ms B - don't be discouraged Orpheus sometimes it's real i.e glassy eyed spaced out look - but we're just saying...
lol tongue in cheek
lol-- Erectile disfunction would certainly occur!!!!! lol sleep with a deaf girl.
ReplyDeletehey girls...here's me :)
ReplyDeleteI'm a 41 year old woman and althow i enjoy having sex with my housband, i'm disapointed for the fact that i've NEVER had an orgasm. I hear that for many women it just comes natural, potenta as we call it in my country, but sadly it isn't my case.
Althow i know many women have the same problem, and my comment is of no surpise to anyone, i want to do my best and find a solution.
I've been thinking that maybe my housband isn't as tender and loveable as he should, but curiosity has never pushed me so far as to cheat on him with another man. Should i? Could change be a solution?
I've tried all sorts of pills and aphrodisiacs, but nothing so far...
If you have any advise, please reply to this comment. I've just started posting for a couple of days, so i'll be checking in often :)
Thank you!
Marie
Dear, we only have 85ish years VS. the length and breadth of eternity EITHER upstairs or downstairs. Don't screw-it-up. God bless you.
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