APGB's #FreakyFridays: Emotions For Dummies!

Welp. I've turned a new page.

Remember how I said I'm gonna be more Honest this year like Michael Scott for my resolution? Yes.

As opposed to having a bunch of jump off's or being in an exclusive relationship - I choose to indulge in Lovers.

Lover's are like a smoothie blend of Jump Off's and Exclusivity. These are title-less shindigs, where I'm physically and emotionally connected but the relation is not that deep. And nobodies taking anyone to the motherfucking bank. Casual sex, with people I like.

WHY girl? ... Whhhhhyyyyy? I hear you asking. I have a few responses:

1. I'ont like being in a relationship. I mean. It's a cute idea, and I'ont know about ya'll but a bish starts feeling really stifled after a while. I feel like someone is strangling me in my sleep sometimes. Needless to say, I have DIRE commitment issues. I feel like I'd rather pursue my career diligently than pursue love (and them) ... Diligently. Too many emotional roller-coasters involved in this.

2. Jump off's are cool, but not as cool as possible for the job. I can't fuck someone to the fullest of my fuckability unless I know them and I Like them. Don't ask me, it's just something I've learned about my body. And obviously I can't be bothered to "know" someone who's not worth knowing. So that being said, my jump off's have been known to be some definitely date-able guys. They landed as jump off's because of circumstantial issues (i/e falling under dick requirements, sexual performance requirements or geographical requirements ...)

I settle upon Lovers.
Lovers fall under this wonderful umbrella. There is NO title. Whatever goes on between us is absolutely confidential, and suffers NOTHING from "Them" "They" and "The People". I answer to no one about how my relationship is going, because it is not a "relationship". I introduce them to none of my family and friends in a serious manner and likewise. I've found that when I see dudes in this fashion, away from the speculation and the interrogation, everything is better. Maybe that is why Official Relationships stifle me ... because I have to answer to SO many people about any and everything. It's waaaaay too much pressure ... especially since I like keeping my private life private.

But More Importantly. When I like someone ... their dick swells.

Not literally. I'm just saying. I could casually see someone and not think anything of anything, but when I actually "like" someone ... this same penis that wasn't anything worth writing in the diary about all of a sudden becomes this Large, and Wholesome thing!! No Lies. I thought I was imagining this but no.

I had an ex, whom I adored, and really thought his dick was something worth choking on. After we broke up we had "for old times sake" sex and I couldn't help but laugh. Was this really the SAME EXACT cock??? ... Really? ... . . . . . the same ONE? Oh. Okay.

Anyway Doe. Lovers are JUST involved enough for me to qualify as something that I enjoy smashing regularly and am capable of being seen in public with irregularly, but at the same time - are not IN my life intricately enough to really fuck up my daily moods or even pressurize me into monogamy. It's this relaxed environment that I thrive in. No Pressure. All Love. I can discuss things and get logical responses. I can enjoy myself. I appreciate that.

Who am I to say, "No." to such perfection?
Who wouldn't enjoy a people who are there for the sole purpose of pleasing you and yet are not involved with you enough to influence your energy? I don't like the idea of "hoping" that my partner is as dedicated to peace and happiness and fulfillment as I am. And only find out that their thesis to life is in a whole 'nother book. Never mind chapter, or page. It's the perfect temperature for casual bliss. I'll think about exclusivity when I can afford it. literally. I'm talking dollars and cents. When I have a house and a car and egyptian cotton sheets, we can discuss taking relationships to the next level. Polygamy. LOL. I keeeeed I keeeeed I joke. (Laughing but very serious. Me and three husbands. The story is to be continued)

Call me x (hahahahahaha!!) <<< that is my Evil Laugh.

Are Good Looking Men A Headache??

A question posted on the APGB facebook wall today:

"My cousin made the following statement '' I quit dating good looking men. All they do is mess up your life. Working on an ugly man cause he will take care of me.'' Apparently there is less talking (unfulfilled promises and the like) and more doing... What are your experiences?"

>>>>>> Welp. Hot Boys are a very delicate matter. They must be handled with care. And the thing is, they don't HAVE to be "Good Looking" ... they just have to be ATTRACTIVE.

It's like, men grow up trying to get all the pussy possible. Then all of a sudden, they figure out that when they're gentlemen, who care about their appearance, and are generally mildly good company - the pussy don't stop coming.

When you are the woman in their life - Life becomes Hard. Pun intended.

You become that boy you dated that told you "boys and girls can't be friends, so ditch your boy friends, I'm ALL the "Friend" you need"

It's hard to trust a good looking man, BECAUSE most of their friends are probably female - since other men don't trust them(around their girls). And you KNOW these women aren't really his friends. They're more like VULTURES. Circling and Waiting for a moment of weakness that they can take absolute advantage of. This is the HEADACHE us women are talking about ...

Who CAN handle being committed to a Catch? People think women are docile and that men are usually the ones chasing tail - which MIGHT be true in MOST cases, but I can guarantee you that whatever you think is happening while you're not around is exactly what's happening. Bitches be sacrificing their dignity, their pride, their Vagina's to your man, girl. Left, Right, Center, Front and Back. He couldn't be thirsty if he tried. He has to "run" away from that shit if he's serious about you.

Does this mean he doesn't give a shit about you? No
Does this mean he fucks the girls? Ey. Show me a man who can turn "offered" pussy down and I'll show you SUPERMAN. This is not saying it's IMPOSSIBLE, but I don't put anything past anyone. Many men are capable of being COMMITTED and simultaneously make you FEEL secure - but shit. Let's be serious. Have YOU met him yet?? If you did you'd probably want him for yourself and stand in line with the rest of his stans that are waiting for him to be vulnerable around them.


IN SHORT. I won't say UGLY men are easier to be with. And that they treat you better because they appreciate you - or whatever. Ugly Men can be headaches too. Because if You're fly - and you have male acquaintances, then this whole blog can relate to the way he can't handle the attention thrown at you.

I WILL SAY, though. That Good Looking Men have to grow up and LOOSE a couple of important things, for them to understand what the real issue is. You can't expect this from a young man though - he hasn't a clue about the level of damage standing in the middle of temptation can really do for you. And he's overwhelmed by the buffet style pussy overload.

But There ARE good looking men who know how to make women feel secure. They know that the constant female company is not a good look to the woman in their life, so they cut it out - or they reduce the temperature when they're in a committed relationship. They make sure they're with you most of the time, so you can see for yourself how his life runs, and to discourage you from making up stories about where he is when he's not with you. And also to show you the level of seriousness he is with you. And these are men who know how to say, "NO" to pussy offerings. In plain English. A nice, polite, and solid, "NO." Won't even be there long enough to let it be offered at all. Since he knows heaux's like the back of his hand. Won't give you room to doubt him at all. His Attention is Undivided. He doesn't even know WHERE his phone is when he's with you. That's a person who is trying to make YOU feel as SECURE as possible. Because HE KNOWS what losing your faith in him costs. In dollars and cents.

That's all I have to say.

It's very very very rare to meet a good looking man who's a "good lover".

It's HARD finding an Ugly man who is NOT insecure.

So I will definitely OVER-SELL the Average Man. Who is usually a sweetheart, who has no idea how he has you - let alone how he got your number, and is only concerned with your happiness, because your happiness IS his happiness. The Average Man has a high success rate in my book.