Are you playing the right game?

So. Blogger "The Dutchess" raised a good question via her faaaaabulous blog: http://mizztc.blogspot.com/

What is your league and how do you know who's league you're in?

If you're a social butterfly, you'll have an idea about the leagues, and where you're at. The Leagues are the attributes we are all initially attracted to when we meet someone. The leagues are what typically entices folk. Imagine a totem pole. Let's split this totem pole into the three attributes you need to be in the top top top league. The Looks (which splits into face and body), The Cool Kids, and The Munny (hunny).

1. The Munny (hunny) is the most significant league pusher. Money (if you play your cards right) can buy you The Cool Kids and The Looks. The Munny is an attribute a great many people don't have. Benjamins are not easily accessible, and they're not easy to accumulate. Munny is a life lubricator. Munny doesn't make you happy. Munny just makes life hella easier, and gives you a plethora of lifestyle options. Who wouldn't want to choose how they want to live?

If you're broke, especially as a man, there's only a limited number of women you can choose from. They have to be broker than you. Why? Well. You're gonna take her out and make her feel fabulous. You can't be with a girl who has more than you because you can't afford it. It's highly unlikely you can even be in the same place at the same time with a balling female, because like attracts like. Broke people hang with broke people and rich people hang with rich people. Its a universal law. And when people are broke, they don't look their best (I'll leave it at that). You're choosing from the bottom of the totem pole pretty much. Now don't get me wrong - Penny from next door might have a dolls face and an angels heart, but if you were rich... you wouldn't know that. As a broke woman on the other hand, you're also choosing from the bottom of the totem pole, but you have more options than a man. You can be a gold digger, in which you focus on the richest brokest dudes you know and start from there, or you can wiggle your way into a pocket via a job like stripping at a prestigious club. #AskAmberRose

As a conclusion. Being broke puts you in a bad spot league wise. Munny is enticing, and the more enticing you are, the higher up you are on the Leagues totem pole

2. The Cool Kids. Who do you know? and more especially, who do you date???
The people you hang with also determine your league. As a girl, if you're unpretty and all your friends are hot as hell, you automatically upgrade your league. If you guys are fun (not fun-ho's but fun-ladies) then you're thumbs up. Fly girls want Fly guys - and that's a league. If having money pushes you to the top of the totem pole, your friends and acquaintances push you to the middle of it. How many times have you met a dope dope dope person. Then as you're stalking them one day, you see their friends. Maybe they are geeks, or slobs, or sloths, or prankers, or just plain old rude and ugly people... and automatically you're like... ummmm.... #no. Ya might win some but ya just lost one. You need either fly, hella fun, or prestigious friends who know more people just like them and they know even more people just like them. Because The Cool Kids are a club.

Let's touch on your significant others. Whose on your dating resume? I cannot tell you how many times I thought a guy was cool (on my level or out of my league) until I saw his girlfriend or ex-girlfriend, or somebody he plain old fucked and I'm like... actually, I'm out of YOUR league. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, I can't stress this enough! If you have a big fish swimming in your pond. Avoid all scenario's where they could bump into your resume. You will never find a garage with a maybach and a toyota camry parked at the same house. If you know the person you're currently talking to is the best (in all areas, physical and personable) person you've ever pulled, don't let them see your ugly and or broke ex's or one night stands. It puts a whole new light on your tastes and you drop serious levels on the totem pole which is never good. When people think you don't deserve them - they get an attitude overnight.

3. The Looks.
I'll keep this short, this is the least important attribute. If you have The Cool Kids and The Munny Hunny, then looks would just be a cherry on top. As a woman, looks alone could get you from the bottom of the bottom to the top if you play your cards right. As a man, you could be cute as alllll hell, but if you're broke, and you don't know The Cool Kids, then all you'll be is a low league baby daddy. For reals. Looks can only get you so far, but it's a nice thing to have.

I think "beautiful" faces need a special shout out. They are hypnotizing. I'm not talking pretty, or cute, or hot... I'm talking beautiful. A face you look at, and you cannot process a single thought. You can't even look at them in the face for too long because you get overwhelmed. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you will one day. You will one day.
Now those motherfuckers can get into and out of anything. These people will be born and will be rich because their faces will land them The Cool Kids and The Munny Hunny will land in their laps. Fortune favors not only the bold, but the Beautiful.

And thus concludes the leagues meeting. Have a gooooood one :)