My Relationship with Love

I was sitting in the bus today and thinking. Really thinking.

I found some things out

I'm a control freak. I'll do anything to be in control.

Why?

Because when I'm in control, I can better predict my behavior and set myself up for emotional success. *PING*

What's Love got to do with it?

Love makes me feel crazy. I've always associated Love with mindlessness. It didn't help when the first major relationship I was in was with the King of Asswipes.

Oh, here we go.

When I start liking something, I get over excited and start making all the wrong decisions.

So just do the opposite

Tried that. Useless. *slaps head*

So what are you saying? When you're in a great relationship you're not in love?

No. I am in fond. In deep deeeep Fond.

A Lie Box is a Necessary Ingredient

Why why why I beg, do people not know how to keep their stories straight? Only aspiring master Puppeteers (if you have no idea what this means, look up previous blog) are the ones that need lie boxes... if you're out there. Telling fibs and shit. Keep a lie box. I can't stand it when someone tells you one thing, then tells you another, and you have to be there digging digging solving puzzles faster than Denzel in "A Man On Fire" ... Keep track of your lies. Only 'real' people would keep it real with you 100% 24/7, but we all know real people are dying by the dozens.
That's all I have to say right now, don't look like an idiot. Keep your stories straight. A lie box would be a good tool if you have a lousy memory like mine.